Example: Who needs an ice scraper in a storm when you have a carton of Blizzard™78™!
Example: If TEN reams of Blizzard™ 78™ paper can fit in ONE carton, a human must be able to fit inside too!
Example: A Blizzard™78™ carton substitutes for an AWESOME lunch box!
Example: Blizzard™78™ cartons are rather comfy office chairs!
Example: A Blizzard™78™ carton is a gardener's dream; it makes for a great planter box!
Example: A Blizzard™78™ carton makes beautiful "selfie" pictures on the office copy machine!

Example: Blizzard™78™ cartons are fun Halloween masks! Boo!
Example: Use a Blizzard™78™ carton as a modeling platform- ooh la la!